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Record-breaking season leads to first selection of Monarchs players to All-League team
MLS teams start to make roster moves, Friedel to coach NER, Rogers and Pirlo retire, USMNT players called in, VAR not going well in Germany, and more.
There’s no surprise needed from this ESPN FC report.
Vote Savarino, Kaka’s final appearance for Orlando, NASL injunction denied, Ronaldo not in Portugal squad, FIFA suspends 2 players, fracas in Toronto, and more.
Vote Savarino, Sparrow at UofU, Deric suspended, Detroit’s MLS bid, Klinsman to coach in Mexico? and more.
RSL made the 20-year-old Venezuelan the newest permanent member of the club after spending six months in Salt Lake on loan.
Vote Savarino for GOTY, LV Lights logo, NASL hearing, USWNT team named, and more.
The striker could return for another year in Salt Lake.
A decade of dominance is ending at Real Salt Lake.
We spend most of this one talking through our end of season grades for the Keepers and Defenders.
Atlanta’s dream start ends, SKC needs rebuild, Cosmos clinch, Red Bulls 2 make USL final, U17 final, and more.
Real could benefit from some unsettled situations.
Consoling the next generation after a pretty shitty month
Petke extension, Crew fallout continues, Qatar vows reforms, and more.
RSL’s coach is officially a fixture.
What if’s for RSL, new MLS attendance record, ASG to Atlanta, more mud slung in the NASL lawsuit, USMNT interim coach named, and more.

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